Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
3yr old boy: A dinosaur
Me: Why a dinosaur?
3yr old boy: Then I can poop on the roof.
Our kids were talking about what the tooth fairy does when you lose a tooth- our 6 yr old boy says "maybe she gives you a quarter". Our 7 yr old says "no, probably not, probably she'll
put an iphone under my pillow." High expectations in this house. (Jeff and I do
not even own iphones).
Our newest 5yr old boy had a bug on his hand and was excited to show me. I told him it
was icky. He said "no, it's not!" (in a serious angry tone) "It's God's creature!!!"
Jeff was playing his star
wars video game, and our oldest girl says "I can't wait till he beats that
game". I ask her why, thinking she might think it is boring, or that she wanted
to watch t.v. She replies "I am very worried that his brain is getting
smaller."
3yr old boy: A dinosaur
Me: Why a dinosaur?
3yr old boy: Then I can poop on the roof.
Our kids were talking about what the tooth fairy does when you lose a tooth- our 6 yr old boy says "maybe she gives you a quarter". Our 7 yr old says "no, probably not, probably she'll
put an iphone under my pillow." High expectations in this house. (Jeff and I do
not even own iphones).
Our newest 5yr old boy had a bug on his hand and was excited to show me. I told him it
was icky. He said "no, it's not!" (in a serious angry tone) "It's God's creature!!!"
Jeff was playing his star
wars video game, and our oldest girl says "I can't wait till he beats that
game". I ask her why, thinking she might think it is boring, or that she wanted
to watch t.v. She replies "I am very worried that his brain is getting
smaller."